We would never want anyone to pursue a life of crime, but if you are going to be doing so, then you should probably be doing it in Sweden. Below is one of the prison cells in one of Sweden's most brutal prisons. We'll be honest here and say what we're all thinking: this is nicer than some people's apartments. It looks like a luxurious college dorm room complete with computer screens, bookshelves, and a twin bed.
Honestly, we would voluntarily lock ourselves in this room to escape the everyday mumbo jumbo for a bit. It is astounding that this is considered a bad situation in Sweden.